a resipI fP coklat sYs

bF /nikalsan /bEkD

(tEkan from H kalekSan v /bEkD'z esEz n Jxnalizm,
"/H /sFz v /TYts: /esEz n /uHD /lumbD")

tEk wun iNgat v unswItand /bEkD'z coklat, rimMv H pEpD, n drop it in a tFnI sYspan OvD an aJustabal hIt-sPs. Hen unfOld wun end v a brAnd-nV silvD bR v unsYltid /lAnd /a /lEks butD n kut a cunk of ruflI kompDabal t H pIs v /bEkD'z coklat, wic hAz bF His tFm bigun t smC slFtlI. (an Old stik v butD hAz tM muc rifriJDEtD flEvD in its ikspOzd end.) H butD wil melt fystD HAn H coklat. entDtEn jPself bF brEkiN H iNgat v coklat intU its tM hyvz n pUSiN H hyvz n H sabsFdiN cunk v butD DQnd wiH H tip v H butD nFf. Hen abAndan H butD nFf n swic t a spMn. wen H unmeltid coklat iz nO mP HAn a smYl soft SEp difikalt t lOkEt in H lRJD valMtE, SEk sum drifts v kanfekSanDz' SUgD intU H likwid. V'D EmiN fP a bitDswIt tEst, a tEst kwFt a bit les swIt HAn Fs krIm -- sO spriNkal akPdiNlI. but V'l fFnd HAt a sDprFziN amQnt v SUgD iz nesasDI. stx FdlI. if H mikscD bikumz Tik n pEst-lFk, Ad anuHD TrI-EtT-inc slivD v butD; t jP rilIf, Yl wil efDtlislI rIlikwifF. avqd bubliN P bxniN H mikscD, wic kAn nQ bI kyld sYs. txn of H hIt, P txn it dQn sO lO HAt V dOn't hAv t wurI abQt it. spMn Qt sum prImWm plEn vanila Fs krIm. lEtlI His hAz bikum hRd t fFnd -- krQdid Qt bF lO-fAt prImWmz n /frAganRd flEvDz. but V wont H verI best vanila Fs krIm avElabal in jP XW; V hAv t hAv HAt hF butDfAt kontent fP it t bI kampAtibal wiH H coklat sYs. spMn H sYs OvD H Fs krIm. it wil hRdan. His iz wot V hAv bIn wxkiN fP. wuns kMld, it wil mEk a nFs sQnd wen V tAp it wiH a spMn. if V wont mP tApabal coklat sYs n V hAv YlredI kuvDd jP skMp P skMps v Fs krIm wiH a kamplIt treliswxk, simplI txn OvD wun v H skMps n dribal mP OvD H ikspOzd undDsFd. It wiH hEst, bikoz prImWm vanila Fs krIm melts fyst. rifriJDEt H unVzd sYs rFt in H DiJinal sYspan, kuvDd wiH tinfql, wiH H spMn restiN in it; HAt wE, wen V pUt it bAk on H hIt-sPs, V'l bI Ebal t brAndiS H hOl salidifFd kisk v coklat mClI bF liftiN H spMn. it lUks lFk a metal ditektD.

(1991)

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